1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
5. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
6. You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go.
7. When your work is criticized, you don't have topanic and think that everyone secretly hates you.
8. Your last name stays put.
9. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
10. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
11. Your underwear costs Rs. 200 for a 5 pack.
12. You don't have to shave below your neck.
13. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
14. Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you walkinto the room.
15. You can watch a game in silence with your buddyfor hours without even thinking "He must be made atme".
16. No Hot wax for u.
17. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
18. You can sit with your knees apart no matter whatyour wearing.
19. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
20. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could doublethe earth's population in 15 tries (at least in theorythat is).
21. The remote is your's and your's alone.
22. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
23. You can drop by and see a friend without bringinga little gift.
24. Bachelor parties are more fun than bridal showers.
25. You can buy condoms without the store clerk imagining you naked.
26. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.
27. If another guy shows up at the party in the sameoutfit, you might become lifelong friends.
28. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
29. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdaysand anniversaries, not even your own.
30. Your buddies can be trusted never to trap you with: "So....notice anything different?"
31. Baywatch ...
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